Chew this, Vegan!

And we’re back in the saddle, wielding the mighty lance of truth and scientific endeavor against the black knight of stupid dietary fads and quickly greenwashed wool pulled firmly over the eyes of its followers.

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Weisswurst

I am SO out of my league here, but figured I’d try it anyways. This morning, getting up at five and all, I made Weisswurst. Despite its looks, this is not what’s known to Canadians, Cajun, and other Frenchmen as “boudin blanc“, instead it’s a veal and bacon based mixture (boudin is pork, not surprising considering it’s French cuisine).

The mixture was roughly 70 per cent lean veal, ground finely, then mixed with twenty per cent pork belly and ten per cent shaved ice, which had been processed into a foamy mass. Salt, parsley, mace, onions, ginger, and cadamom were added. The mixture was then filled into natural pork casings and cooked at 158 degrees F (70 degrees Celsius).

Traditional law (unwritten but almost, if sometimes not more, as powerful as written state law) in Bavaria says, that Weisswurst may never “hear” the noon church bells. Since it is not smoked or otherwise made less perishable, this made sense in older times, sadly today’s butchers and restaurants (mostly north of Bavaria) sell Weisswurst all day.

I finished at eleven, one hour to spare, and served immediately alongside mild Bavarian mustard, a pretzel, and some potato salad.

Pardon our dust…

… but we’re switching to the Genesis Theme Framework after much contemplation. Run-down of the whole thing can be found at this post.

In the meantime, please enjoy this picture of a knackwurst:

Knackwurst

Germany in 12 seconds or less

Gee, it’s Pee Ell

Much hubbub has been had about the (almost epic) fight between Matt Mullenweg, speaking for WordPress and – as far as most people are concerned – the sanctity of the GPL, and Chris Pearson waving the banner of Thesis and paid, non-GPL, premium themes.

I use Thesis on this site. Other than that, I have no stakes in it. I don’t like Chris, I am more than dissatisfied with this aloofness and elusiveness on the Thesis forums, and I am firmly of the belief that in this day and age of Twitter, Facebook, and social craze SEO is a dead horse which he beats too much. I don’t make money selling Thesis as an affiliate, and I don’t intent to use it for the rest of my days. One day something better will come along, and that’s when I’ll switch.

I like Matt. I really do. I remember getting him drunk on his 21st, rocking a gondola with him during a Napa Valley trip we organized, and terrorizing his first apartment in San Francisco. He convinced me to move from Drupal to WordPress sometime in 2006, and I think I still owe him five hundred bucks. Matt?

So, for all it’s worth, I should have a horse in this race tagging alongside Matt’s.

Here’s my issue, and it’s two-fold. First, I don’t like the GPL. Now, let me explain… I am all for liberal licensing. Heck, while working at Socialtext I pushed (and ultimately failed) for a license which would, in essence, declare web applications to be “shared” when served on a web server and require the code to be made public. Such efforts were included in the ill-fated Affero GPL and Mozilla’s MPL, but never took hold.

To Matt, the GPL is a magic bullet. One that saves the industry in and by itself. Pearson, on the other hand, is a pompous prick. No two ways about it. To Chris, he himself is the magic bullet. The one that saves and saved the industry on a daily basis, leaping tall SEO hurdles in a single bound. Both are wrong. Though, to be fair, being a pompous prick doesn’t harm one’s code and doesn’t diminish one’s actual achievements. While I might disagree with Chris being one of the top three names in WordPress, without Thesis I might have reverted to Drupal in 2009.

The GPL is outdated. It used to be fine when NetHack made its round around the globe. Today, no one compiles games anymore. The desktop is the web, the web is the desktop. Welcome to HTML 5, the Cloud, and the elusive “social” animal. Code is written for the web, downloaded from the web, deployed onto the web, and used on the web. The GPL might as well not exist anymore, since I am able to share the fruits of my labor right here, online, letting you play with it, use it, without ever sharing a line of the code I plunged into the GPL base provided by Matt.

Sure, if I wanted to package it and distribute it, I’d have to. But who does that, these days? Instead of shipping CDs with code, port 80 does the trick. Instead of open raw data, APIs work for the common good. And that’s great, celebrate while the GPL revolution eats its children.

For me, however, if there is such a thing, there is a clear winner in this debate – Matt. I might disagree with the fundamental goodness of the GPL, but I appreciate a calm, level headed argument over egotistical chest thumping. I can “see” Matt’s point, I can’t see Chris’. Matt is a business man. Chris? He reminds me of all the other SEO types, the “don’t take no for an answer” attitude, the car-salesman manual, the stringent repetitiveness of small, ultimately fallacious, arguments until they become, at least in one’s own mind, true.

So, why am I still using Thesis, then?

In one sentence – because it, the code, the environment, sucks less. Ideology, friendships, and inherent good aside, none of Matt’s GPL’d framework options comes close.

I was all ready to leave, purchased Genesis from StudioPress. Turns out there’s a clause somewhere that I can’t get a refund if I don’t like it. Because, as StudioPress says, it’s downloaded code and therefore can’t be refunded. That very statement, right here, sadly invalidates Matt’s argument. Thesis, while restrictive and without the openness Matt seeks, at least gives me the liberty to drive before I buy (or ask for my money back). A liberty much, much, more fundamental than the implied contagiousness of the GPL which, as I said above, becomes a non-issue for the vast majority of theme code users.

I’m out sixty bucks, Genesis made some cash on me, and the code, free or not, now rots in my inbox. Until a commercial theme providing the same new-user friendliness (not by Chris, mind you, but the many users in the forums – once you strip the web business weirdness), a chance to test-drive the framework and the features of Thesis 1.8 comes along I simply can’t afford switching.

And that, sadly, is the issue all along – ideology should never override good business sense or serve as a substitute for good salesmanship.

THIS is where your veal should come from

Regular readers (all three of you) know, that I don’t eat or serve veal. Unless, that is, it’s raised with its mother instead of being nailed into a box and fed ProViMi (a mix of – you guessed it – Proteins, Vitamins, and Minerals). This is where your veal should come from:

This is, where your veal should come from

Taken at the Kampenwand at 5400 ft. looking south towards Chiemgau and Prien am See.

Hell’s Kitchen (mal anders)

In Soviet Germany, Hell’s Kitchen GIVE you jacket before you leave:

Hell's Kitchen clothing store in Heidelberg, Germany

Mothersaucer – what is a mother sauce, and what isn’t?

Gordon Ramsay is wrong.

No, not about that “head chef” myth Fox and he are spreading despite the fact that not one winner in six seasons was made head chef (and, seeing the quality of cooks, I can’t say I am surprised). And, no, not about calling amateur cooks “Master Chef” after six weeks of light cooking. We’ve gone over that one before. No, it’s about something so basic, every non-cooking dishwasher knows after a month in a fine dining restaurant:

Demi Glace is not a mother sauce.

If you watched today’s Hell’s Kitchen, you indubitably didn’t miss it – the “mother sauce” challenge in which demi glace (pronounced “demy glaze” by Scott, the “Executive Chef with extensive French training”). Not only did he mispronounce the sauce, he lumped it in with the mother sauces. And Ramsay agreed. First week culinary students would fail over such a faux pas.

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Name Sake

My name isn’t exactly common. In most cases I am able to get jluster as my username. There’s one other Jonas Luster in the world, and he’s 87 and in Sweden. Yet, gmail, oh faithful mail delivery and reading tool of mine, regularly reminds me that there are some others out there who share that first letter of their first name with me.

To date I have gotten post-one-night-stand declarations of love, tax documents, confidential doctor-patient communications, the newsletter of a radical fundamentalist Baptist church (including a graphical description of what Satan will do with gays. If that’s what happens to them, I know a few people in the kink community who’ll opt for hell in a heartbeat), and many, many, opted-in newsletters. All sent to a jluster at gmail.

Aside from the clear case for confirmed opt-in, it makes me wonder – considering the rarity of my name, how much cool stuff does amiller@gmail get? :)

Texas Shoot ‘em

I love Texas. Everyone seems so concerned about telling Facebook or Twitter they’re going on vacation. Not me.

“Yo, Dave, I’m outta town for a few weeks. You see anyone on my land, shoot ‘em”

“Ayupp”

Don’t I love it when things are uncomplicated.