mirepoix is the personal weblog of one Jonas Luster, dedicated mostly (but not exclusively) to the proper pursuit of culinary clarity and degustatory delights.

Thou art what thou cooketh to.

When entering a new kitchen, we tend to evaluate a lot of things while contemplating our employment there. There’s cleanliness (for me, at least) that’s a big one. How full is the walk-in, and are things covered and labeled? Nothing worse than hitting the weeds on a Friday because someone let last night’s sauces go [...]

Croque(-Madame) the RIGHT way

A simple concept for Croque Madame, a great Sunday fast food breakfast snack. Driven by non-Chefs butchering this beautiful recipe, I give you … the original.

The “Guilt Free” Trap

Ahead of my Seven Misconceptions talk (and post), here’s an example. We’re at the Palo Alto Farmer’s Market where some guy is selling “Guilt Free, Organic” sausages. “Cool,” I think, and ask him where his meat comes from. Sausages are usually mostly pork, so I expect a hog farm somewhere in the Sausalito or Tracy [...]

Search terms that didn’t satisfy

The following search terms were used to find this site. They didn’t lead to anything people were looking for: “Why does my chef scream so much?” – maybe because you’re googling from your iPhone instead of working? “Rachael Ray Sex Tape” – ewwwww, just ewwww. “culinary school smoking pot” – guess ‘smoking hot saute pan’ [...]

Let them eat cake!

A rant on tipping and hidden charges.

In defense of negative reviews

Hey, visitors from the Wall Street Journal. Glad you found me (“quit with the nicey nicey” – yupp, I’d sign that). Check the bar to the right for more rants, and leave me a comment if you want… Michael Bauer reviewed ACME Chophouse and, to quote 7×7, “took it to the killing floor“. Which, all [...]

“The Upgrader” is a real downgrader

An old instructor of mine once said, “give any Chef enough paper and they’ll kill themselves with it,” referring to the somewhat pathological drive of many great cooks to become mediocre cook book writers. Well, in this case it’s not paper but electrons, and not a cookbook. Instead, Laurent Gras of L2O in Chicago gives [...]

Contemplations on Amish Friendship Bread

A dear friend (and she’s an insanely good chef, too) gave me a starter for Amish Friendship Bread a while ago, and since then I have been nurturing, feeding, and sharing the wealth. But it got me thinking – a tradition that verifiably (of course there’s ambiguity) started in 1999 at a Burning Man bake-off [...]

Foie Alamo – a stand against uninformed rah rah!

Yes, this is kinda local, but in response to SF supervisor Ross Mirkarimi’s “let’s ban Foie Gras in SF“, SFist published a list of places to have some of that savory goodness. And while you’re at it, unless you have already, read the SF Gate article on it. See what Tony Bourdain has to say [...]

Gourmet vs. Gourmand

It is no secret that I dislike the term “foodie”. Just as many other labels, what bad apples rot around in the seedy bottom of this basket seem to (again) spoil it for everyone. So when asked what my relationship to food could be called, I generally answered “Chef” – until recently. I discovered something [...]