When entering a new kitchen, we tend to evaluate a lot of things while contemplating our employment there. There’s cleanliness (for me, at least) that’s a big one. How full is the walk-in, and are things covered and labeled? Nothing worse than hitting the weeds on a Friday because someone let last night’s sauces go [...]
Croque(-Madame) the RIGHT way
The “Guilt Free” Trap
Ahead of my Seven Misconceptions talk (and post), here’s an example. We’re at the Palo Alto Farmer’s Market where some guy is selling “Guilt Free, Organic” sausages. “Cool,” I think, and ask him where his meat comes from. Sausages are usually mostly pork, so I expect a hog farm somewhere in the Sausalito or Tracy [...]
Search terms that didn’t satisfy
The following search terms were used to find this site. They didn’t lead to anything people were looking for: “Why does my chef scream so much?” – maybe because you’re googling from your iPhone instead of working? “Rachael Ray Sex Tape” – ewwwww, just ewwww. “culinary school smoking pot” – guess ‘smoking hot saute pan’ [...]
In defense of negative reviews
“The Upgrader” is a real downgrader
An old instructor of mine once said, “give any Chef enough paper and they’ll kill themselves with it,” referring to the somewhat pathological drive of many great cooks to become mediocre cook book writers. Well, in this case it’s not paper but electrons, and not a cookbook. Instead, Laurent Gras of L2O in Chicago gives [...]
Contemplations on Amish Friendship Bread
A dear friend (and she’s an insanely good chef, too) gave me a starter for Amish Friendship Bread a while ago, and since then I have been nurturing, feeding, and sharing the wealth. But it got me thinking – a tradition that verifiably (of course there’s ambiguity) started in 1999 at a Burning Man bake-off [...]
Foie Alamo – a stand against uninformed rah rah!
Gourmet vs. Gourmand
It is no secret that I dislike the term “foodie”. Just as many other labels, what bad apples rot around in the seedy bottom of this basket seem to (again) spoil it for everyone. So when asked what my relationship to food could be called, I generally answered “Chef” – until recently. I discovered something [...]


